Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”